Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Just want to know



What's the difference between a novel and a book?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

Do penguins have knees?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

Can you cry underwater?

9 comments:

Jake said...

A novel is a work of fiction with an accepted number of words in it. A book could be any size and about anything.

All novels are books. Not all books are novels.

Rebecca said...

good answer...now what about the rest.....

Lee Ann said...

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
OMG!!! haha

Rebecca said...
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Rebecca said...

My other favorite was about the angle food cake..

SIMON said...

No becca you can't cry underwater!

Good find, I like them

Rebecca said...

they are fun...

jiggs said...

Here's a crazy idea:

When you say, "here's my two cents," you're trying to get people to buy your thoughts, so you want to make a little more money.

However, a penny for your thoughts is what you say to know what someone is thinking. So you want to pay as little as possible.

So the seller tries to sell the thoughts for two cents to make a greater profit!

Rebecca said...

too much time on our hands.....wish someone would pay me for that.