Friday, April 27, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
lets play a game
Guess some things about me....tell me what I do for work.....how many kids I have......Am I in a relationship.....just wondering how much my blog gives about me......
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Wednesday, April 25, 2007
It's the me you don't know
there is allot I would love to put on this thing. I find that people seem to enjoy my blog a little but if you really knew me I wonder if you would even stop by. People have opinions about other mistakes in life and it makes it really hard to tell your tail of life past. People tend to judge. Theres allot of advice I could give. Allot about me only my closest friends and family know. Too bad I can't open up about it on this thing..Writing is suppose to be therapeutic......
well I'm done for now..just needed to vent.
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Friday, April 20, 2007
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
I'm shopping for a house
I do not want to pay rent anymore. I want so badly to be able to stay put with the kids...I wasn't too sure about my credit and that would have been the only thing holding me back....Good news..It sucks..No its good enough. Got pre approved and we will be in our new home any year now...Wish me luck...this is what I want
this is what I'll get...
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Sunday, April 15, 2007
have to stay at work
Because of the snow I get to yet again stay at our lovely hotel.....
I am bored and can't seem to get any sleep...hard to relax when you know your waking up at work..
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Can't get rid of the snow
I can't believe it....We are in the middle of another winter storm up here in NY.......Why can't we just have spring already...I did everything I was suppose to to prepare for it...Did the day light savings thing, did the spring cleaning, did the pack away the winter stuff. Too soon for the last...now I have to go dig out the shovel.
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Friday, April 13, 2007
What every man needs to know
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
DANGEROUS: WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
SAFER: CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?
SAFEST: WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
DANGEROUS: ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
SAFER: WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!
SAFEST: WOW! LOOK AT YOU!
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
DANGEROUS: WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
SAFER: COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?
SAFEST: HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
DANGEROUS: SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?
SAFER: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.
SAFEST: CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
DANGEROUS: WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?
SAFER: I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.
SAFEST: I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE
9. PASS MY SWEATS
10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME
11. POOR MEN SUCK
12. PACK MY STUFF
AND MY FAVORITE ONE
13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT
PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!!
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Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Just want to know
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
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